T-Rex: One day, crows evolved into existence!
T-Rex: Maybe it took more than one day; I don't know and it's not important right now!!
T-Rex: One day, crows evolved, and ANOTHER day, some farmers were mad at crows for eating all the seeds they planted, so they decided to scare them away. Crows were scared of the farmers, but they couldn't spend ALL their time out standing in their fields, so they made an outstanding invention instead: a FAKE farmer to scare crows!
T-Rex: And they named their invention a "scarecrow."
Utahraptor: Great name!
Utahraptor: What does this thing do? It scares crows. What should we call it? A "scarecrow". Except crows eventually get used to them and realize they're fake, and then they don't work anymore. So really, they should call them "delaycrows".
T-Rex: "Inconveniencecrows".
Off panel: "MachinesthatprovideaTEMPORARYbenefitbypushingcrowsfromyourfieldstothefieldsofyourneighboursuntiltheytoobuyscarecrowssoREALLYitsjustamovebyBigScarecrowtosellmorescarecrow."
T-Rex: Yes.
T-Rex: I see no reason why they shouldn't be called that.
