Narrator: "SECRET HANDSHAKES"
T-Rex: I had a friend once who joined a sorority.
T-Rex: We were all like...

T-Rex: "At least I don't have to buy my friends!"

T-Rex: It didn't really make sense, because we were already her friends, for free. But we ran with it.
Dromiceiomimus: Whatever became of this woman?
T-Rex: She ended up married, I think.
Narrator: THE END

Narrator: "LAFFS A-PLENTY"
Utahraptor: T-Rex, guess what?
T-Rex: Oh my gosh! What?

Utahraptor: My brother is going to be a daddy!

T-Rex: Oh my gosh!!
Narrator: THE END