T-Rex: Last night I started to write my autobiography! However, I had to stop after a while because, as it turns out, my life is NOT THAT INTERESTING.
T-Rex: Imagine my dismay at coming to such a realization!
T-Rex: Therefore, I have resolved to make my life better "copy" and will, from now on, style my activities such that they'll be appealing to a hypothetical audience!
T-Rex: I will be forever on stage, performing!
Utahraptor: This is a very common fantasy among children!
T-Rex: Oh yes?
Utahraptor: Yeah! It's the idea that they're being watched on TV or by aliens or something. Not only does it make one feel important, but it's comforting to think that someone is there to share in your victories and defeats.
T-Rex: I imagine that is very true!
God: HEY T-REX IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING THIS CONVERSATION TOTALLY ISN'T HELPING
T-Rex: God!! Hey, want to watch me go spice things up when I make... NAKED SUB SANDWICHES?
God: I'M COOL
