Narrator: THE ETYMOLOGY OF THE WORD "WOMAN" - IN COMIC FORM!
T-Rex: Many people believe "woman" is a sexist term, due to its apparent base in the word "man"! This has led to crazy alternative spellings like "womyn" and even "wimmen".
T-Rex: However, this is not the case!
T-Rex: The word originally derives from the Old English "wïfmann", where "wïf" meant "female" and "mann" meant a person of either sex: thus, a female human!
Dromiceiomimus: Man didn't mean male?
T-Rex: Nope! It derives from the Latin "humanus" (earthling), from "humus" (earth, soil)!
Utahraptor: And while "wïf" meant female, "wer" meant male!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: We can still see this today in words like "werewolf", which means, literally, a manwolf.
Utahraptor: So "werewolf" is actually a more sexist word than "woman"!
T-Rex: According to me: yes!
T-Rex: This is why I spell the word "wheirwolf", and why I ask that you do the same! You wouldn't want to be SEXIST, would you?
Off panel: I don't really see h-
T-Rex: You'd also be respecting my unique worldview!