T-Rex: I find age of consent laws pretty interesting because, for something so basic, they sure vary a lot from place to place! Again, they're something for which there is no consensus. Is that a pun? Consensus? That wasn't meant to be a pun.

T-Rex: ANYWAY!

T-Rex: Most people agree that a 26-year-old should be able to consent to sex, while a child should be protected from sexual predators, but where we legally draw that line is contentious! Some places allow 12-year-olds to consent to sex, while others believe that even people in their early twenties are unable to give knowledgeable consent to the INTERCOURSE.

Utahraptor: This is a pretty dangerous topic, isn't it?
T-Rex: Dangerous how?

Utahraptor: Well, isn't this one of those topics that you'd talk about with friends in private, but not while out in a public place? You don't want people to think you're a PEDOPHILE.
T-Rex: What? I haven't mentioned anything that would make people say that! I'm talking about legal ages of consent!

T-Rex: Though... why would I be talking about this if I wasn't a pedophile? Ah, yes.
T-Rex: Well played, my friend! Well played!