T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about HINDUISM.
Narrator: HINDUISM COMICS!
T-Rex: In Hinduism, there are many gods and aspects of gods, and many of these divinities are sexual. It's true! Some even have sex in the woods with regular mortals just for the fun of it! In conclusion, Hinduism is a famous religion, plus, sexual congress.
Utahraptor: T-Rex!!
T-Rex: What?!
Utahraptor: Man, leave it to you to take a great religion and focus ENTIRELY on the sexy bits.
T-Rex: I do that with all major world religions though! For example, Christianity?
T-Rex: Mary Magdalene?
T-Rex: Eh?
T-Rex: Some religious scholars believe she and the historical Jesus were more than "just friends"?
