T-Rex: What do you call fifteen PROFESSION MEMBERS buried up to their necks in sand?

T-Rex: Not enough sand!

Dromiceiomimus: Oh! Why don't PROFESSION MEMBERS play hide and seek?
T-Rex: Why?
Dromiceiomimus: Because no one will look for them!
T-Rex: Hah! Ouch for PROFESSION MEMBERS, and their stereotype!

Utahraptor: Hey, are we telling PROFESSION jokes?
T-Rex: We are!

Utahraptor: Okay, why do PROFESSION MEMBERS leave AN IDENTIFYING INSTRUMENT OF THEIR PROFESSION on the dashboard of their cars?
T-Rex: Why?
Utahraptor: So they can park in handicapped spaces!

T-Rex: Hah hah! Oh, those PROFESSION MEMBERS!
T-Rex: They're not like us!