T-Rex: I bet that if I was absolutely, universally honest and never told anyone even a tiny lie again, I'd become the most popular and respected dude ever! I would probably become known as “Cap’n Honest”.

T-Rex: Good thing anything that ends up with someone getting a new nickname is worth doing!

T-Rex: So! Dromiceiomimus, assuming you and I share the same general reference point, a similar set of aesthetics, plus senses and ways of interpreting those senses that can be trusted, it appears to be a very pleasant day today!
Dromiceiomimus: Yes it does, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I believe that I believe that it may or may not be a nice day for stomping on things. Yes!

Utahraptor: I fear this plan of absolute honesty is doomed to failure, my friend!
T-Rex: You do?

Utahraptor: I’m afraid so! You’ll either end up saying nothing at all, or run the risk of saying something that could be false when viewed from another perspective! Eventually you’ll end up saying an untruth to SOMEONE.
T-Rex: Oh, it's true! The only viable solution is to never speak again!

Narrator: T-REX NEVER SPEAKS AGAIN... IN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS CRAZY!
Off panel: I'm wearing underpants on my head AND passing my driver's test!
Off panel: Isn't that SO crazy??