God: TIME TO TELL PEOPLE SOME EMBARRASSING SECRETS T-REX
T-Rex: Aw man, I don't want to tell anyone my few remaining embarrassing secrets! Come on.

God: SERIOUSLY IT'LL BE A HOOT
T-Rex: No!

God: DUDE COME ON TELL PEOPLE YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS
God: IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN
God: FOR ME
God: GOD
T-Rex: Okay! Okay, FINE. I'll tell ONE embarrassing secret and that's it!

T-Rex: But all you're getting is one secret, no more!
Utahraptor: Who's getting a secret?

T-Rex: Apparently, you are! And the secret is this: when I lost my virginity, I had the song "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba stuck in my head the entire time. I just really liked the song. I remember being afraid I'd hum it afterwards!
Utahraptor: Hahahah! You get knocked down, but you get up again!

T-Rex: Now don't go around telling that secret to anyone else, okay?
Off panel: I already sent it out over the news wires!
T-Rex: THAT WAS SO IMPROBABLY FAST!