T-Rex: Nobody can kiss me today, because I'm sick.
T-Rex: Sorry, LADIES!
T-Rex: While you may have wanted a smooch just now, Dromiceiomimus, you can't have one because I'm sick! I have a cold.
Dromiceiomimus: That's alright - I'm sure I'll survive somehow.
T-Rex: M- Maybe tomorrow?
Utahraptor: Is this a new kind of come-on for you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: No!
Utahraptor: It is! I bet you're just trying to play "hard to get". And, actually, by announcing that nobody can kiss you, you imply that they'd probably want to kiss you under normal circumstances. You're just spinning your cold, using it as good PR!
T-Rex: It's true!
T-Rex: But, I'm ALSO creating an artificial shortage of T-Rex kisses to increase demand. Would you say you irrationally want some of my kissing now?
Off panel: Nope!
T-Rex: Try harder!
