Narrator: ONE DAY:

T-Rex: That's it - I'll sell naked pictures of myself online! For PROFITS!

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you'll bid on naked pictures of me, right? For profits?
Dromiceiomimus: No thanks! I don't see why I would bid on them when I can see you naked, for free, right now.
T-Rex: FIRST OFF: whatever! And second off: what if I died and you wanted pictures?

Utahraptor: Hey, can I bid some ANTI-DOLLARS on your pictures?
T-Rex: No!

Utahraptor: Because if so, put me down for one million anti-dollars!
T-Rex: I have ALREADY SPECIFIED that anti-dollars are not allowed to be bid in my auction.
Utahraptor: Man, I'm bidding anti-dollars!

Narrator: SCIENCE CORNER:
T-Rex: Do anti-dollars really mutually annihilate when combined with regular dollars?
T-Rex: Science says, "yes!"