God: HEY T-REX SETTLE A BET
God: WHAT ONE CHANGE WOULD YOU MAKE TO YOURSELF IF YOU COULD

T-Rex: Raising one eyebrow!

T-Rex: I would really like to be able to raise one eyebrow. It seems like everyone can do this but me! And as a consequence of my being unable to operate my eyebrows individually, my facial expressions are limited to either SURPRISE (both eyebrows raised), ANGER (both eyebrows furrowed), or danged neutrality! The intrigue of raising a single eyebrow seems destined to remain frustratingly beyond my purview.

Utahraptor: I've seen you look intrigued before, T-Rex. I'm sure of it!
T-Rex: I'm afraid it was all an illusion!

T-Rex: When I feel intrigued, I have to say "How intriguing!" or "Guys, I'm really intrigued right now" because I can't express it through my face. Watch! Say something intriguing.
Utahraptor: Um - geez, I can't do it on demand.
T-Rex: Well it probably wouldn't have worked.

God: OKAY WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I LOST BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ASK TO BE PURPLE
T-Rex: Why?! Purple doesn't rhyme with "machine".
God: YEAH ANYWAY NOW I'M DOWN A TRILLION LIFETIMES OF FRIED CHICKEN
God: THANKS T-REX
God: YOU AND YOUR FRIGGIN EYEBROWS