T-Rex: Is it possible to have adventures in today's modern world? I mean real adventures, like ones where I get to swashbuckle.

T-Rex: T-Rex says, "probably not!"

T-Rex: I think we've made our environment so predictable and safe that there's no real opportunity to go where nobody's been before, to see things that haven't been seen. It's too bad! I want ADVENTURES.
Dromiceiomimus: What about things like EXTREME SNOWBOARDING?
T-Rex: While clearly extreme, can such activities truly be considered capital-A Adventure?

Utahraptor: Sure they can, T-Rex! You see new things, and there's danger.
T-Rex: I don't know...

Utahraptor: Man, some dudes are EXTREME!! enough to snowboard down Mount Everest! There's a real chance you could be killed doing that, PLUS, only a few people have ever done it. I'd call that "adventure"!
T-Rex: Especially since you'd have to climb up at least part of Everest yourself. Okay, you're right!

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYONE SNOWBOARDS EVERYWHERE:
T-Rex: Guys, I REALLY just don't think I'm as into snowboarding as I used to be.