T-Rex: I am a dude in need of a catchy slogan. Something to put under my name on business cards to convince people they should associate with me and maybe be my friend!
T-Rex: Something like, "T-Rex: Your Man In ANY Situation!"
Dromiceiomimus: That probably sounds more sexually permissive than you intended, T-Rex.
T-Rex: It is a work in progress!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay! How about, "T-Rex: Better Than You Might Expect"?
T-Rex: Hah! No, I'm actually looking for slogans that are POSITIVE.
Utahraptor: "T-Rex: Not A Pedophile (Just So You Know)"?
T-Rex: Man, that's not positive either!
Utahraptor: How about "T-Rex: Your Shortcomings and Regrets, Personified!"
T-Rex: That's even less positive than the first one!!
Utahraptor: "T-Rex: That Awful Taste in your Mouth, First Thing in the Morning"
T-Rex: No! I'd be a tasty taste in the morning!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: "T-Rex: Like Waking Up Covered in Someone Else's Blood, But In A Good Way"
T-Rex: I HAVE LONG SINCE STOPPED SOLICITING SUGGESTIONS, UTAHRAPTOR.
T-Rex: Not bad, though!
