T-Rex: I really wish I'd invented fire extinguishers or something. Man!
T-Rex: It would be a great way to be remembered every time someone puts out a fire!
Dromiceiomimus: Another shot at immortality, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Not really! I just would like to be thought of fondly once in a while. Every time someone puts out a fire would be often enough for me!
Utahraptor: Do you know who really did invent the fire extinguisher though, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: But, you know, that's his fault, right? He didn't CAPITALIZE on it. But I would have! I'd have the extinguishers say "Remember T-Rex? He was so great, wasn't he guys?" every time they were used. Just a soft reminder - nothing too loud!
Utahraptor: Huh.
Narrator: A REVELATION:
T-Rex: ALTHOUGH, people sometimes shout "nooo!" while using a fire extinguisher ON a fire, so onlookers might not be able to hear, OR they might think they're shouting in response to the extinguisher!
T-Rex: It would only add to the confusion.