T-Rex: People are sad sometimes, and that makes me very sad. Therefore, I will dedicate my memorable "problem solving skills" towards solving the problem of sadness once and for all!
Narrator: WAYS TO BE HAPPY
T-Rex: Way to be happy #1: amnesia! Forget your problems!
T-Rex: This has the problem of robbing you of your present, history, and self, however. Most people like those things! So Method #2 is using happiness-inducing DRUGS and ALCOHOL.
Dromiceiomimus: That seems to have many of the same limitations as Method #1!
T-Rex: TRUE. But I have other methods! Method #3 is having a rewarding and satisfying professional and personal life. Tada!
Utahraptor: But that's more a definition of happiness than a guide to achieving it, T-Rex!
T-Rex: OKAY.
T-Rex: Luckily, I still have Method #4, which is to set unreasonably low expectations for everyone, including yourself.
Utahraptor: THAT only works if you're euphoric whenever expectations are met.
T-Rex: MAN! EVERYONE is making it really hard for me to solve the eternal problem of unhappiness!
Narrator: BUT THEN, INSPIRATION! A PERFECT SOLUTION FOR ENDLESS JOY!
T-Rex: W-...
T-Rex: Wildly misinterpret your own despair?
