T-Rex: New bike day is when everybody gets new bikes!
Narrator: NEW BIKE DAY
T-Rex: Woo! New bike day!
T-Rex: And then, after we all get the new bikes, do you know what happens?
Dromiceiomimus: What happens?
T-Rex: What happens is we all receive gold medals for having such nice bikes!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Now, we DEFINITELY have to name our bikes.
Utahraptor: I've got my name picked out!
Utahraptor: My bike will be called "Susan". It's a good name!
T-Rex: My bike will be called "Sexual Intercourse: The Bike"!
Utahraptor: MAN. That's a good name too.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Guys, guys - our gold medals are made of solid and delicious CHOCOLATE!! I'm SO GLAD new bike day truly exists here, in the real world.
T-Rex: Let's hear it for reality, huh?
