Narrator: DINOSAUR COMICS PRESENTS:
Narrator: "A LOG ON THE HEAD"
T-Rex: I have a friend who was hit with a 40 pound log on the head. She might have a concussion?

T-Rex: What's the deal with THAT?

T-Rex: What's the deal, logs?
Narrator: THE END

Narrator: "A TIME FOR CONCERN"
Utahraptor: Hey, is your friend alright?
T-Rex: Yeah, she's fine!

T-Rex: She might have a concussion, but yeah. Still. I blame logs.
Utahraptor: What happened?
T-Rex: She was at a log stacking show and this one chick totally sucked at stacking logs, basically?

Narrator: AT THE LOG STACKING SHOW:
T-Rex: Man! My grandmother could stack logs better than you!
Off panel: You're not allowed to heckle!
T-Rex: What are you gonna do? Accidentally bean a friend of mine with a log and then feel powerfully guilty about it??