Narrator: VISITING OLD FRIENDS COMICS

T-Rex: Hooray for visiting old friends!

T-Rex: Old friends are the best kind of friends because you still get along really well, even though you maybe haven't seen each other for a long time. It is a time for healthy nostalgia and for talking of tomorrow!
Dromiceiomimus: But current friends are good too, aren't they T-Rex?
T-Rex: Yes! My endorsement of old friends is not meant to be taken as a slight against friends currently in rotation.

Utahraptor: What do you like best about visiting old friends, T-Rex?
T-Rex: An excellent question!

T-Rex: I think what I like best is how you have the intimacy years of friendship provides, but also the perspective gained from any time spent apart. It lets you be honest with each other! You can see how everyone's changed and talk and laugh about it.
Utahraptor: That's great - BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS??

T-Rex: Aww! Well, I'll be their friend, unless there's a good reason why they don't have any friends, such as rampant murderism or incurable stealie-o-holicism.
Off panel: Neither of those are actual afflictions, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Then we're SET!