T-Rex: I am writing the best story ever! In it, I simply APPROPRIATE a popular novel, and then place its author in a generalized version of its premise! THEN, the author has eerily familiar, but thoroughly modernized, adventures.
T-Rex: So, it's like, H.G. Wells actually has a time machine that he uses for wacky escapades!
T-Rex: And then he goes back in time to meet Edgar Allan Poe, who actually IS haunted by the supernatural and has a creepy raven in his study, next to the silken sad uncertain rustling of his purple curtains. After picking up Mary Shelley, they ALL go forward in time and meet Patricia Highsmith, who is surrounded by morally compromised antihero neighbours! Then they all go on a train ride and have an adventure.
Utahraptor: Then what happens?
T-Rex: THEN, my friend, the story writes itself!
T-Rex: And at the end, all the characters high five each other and go home to their own times, promising to write their own versions of what happened. Then, they all write their most famous works!
Utahraptor: Huh!
Narrator: MUCH LATER:
T-Rex: Edgar Allan Poe! What are YOU doing here?
Off panel: I'm just chillin' on your couch, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Awesome! I like how you rhyme.
