T-Rex: I have a friend who got an email invitation to a sex party! Someone here did not receive a corresponding invitation.
T-Rex: THAT PERSON IS ME
Narrator: T-REX AND THE SEX PARTY
T-Rex: Not that I want to go to a sex party, but I had no idea that you could get invited to them over EMAIL, and, um, also, that they actually existed!
Dromiceiomimus: So now, whenever you're home reading a book or whatever, will you think "Man! I could be at a SEX PARTY right now!"?
T-Rex: Now that you've mentioned it, YES I WILL.
Utahraptor: So who was on the Sex Party Invite List?
T-Rex: I don't know!
T-Rex: It was hidden, so as to keep things discreet. It's kind of funny, because who knows who you'll run into? Old girlfriends? Bosses? THE POSTMAN? There's a danger in going to a sex party.
Utahraptor: Good to know.
T-Rex: Good to know!
Narrator: ANYWAY! T-REX FORGETS ABOUT THE SEX PARTY BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T GO ANYWAY, BECAUSE HOW DO YOU ACT AT A SEX PARTY? WHAT ARE THE CUSTOMS THERE, THE MORES? HE DOESN'T KNOW.
T-Rex: What if I offended someone sexy?
Narrator: THERE'S THAT TOO
