Image description: The comic uses hand-drawn black-and-white images. It's not bases on the standard template and none of the characters are dinosaurs.
Title: 〚caligraphy〛 Beneath the Skirt of the Eastend Enchantress
Subtitle: BY REBECCA KRAATZ
Narrator: In 1922 in southern Saskatchewan lived a young woman, Helen, known as the Eastend Enchantress.
Narrator: Helen's beauty and talent were comparable to any lass in Hollywood.
Helen: 〚to a small bird standing on her hand〛 ♪
Narrator: But tragedy struck when she fell off a horse and broke her leg.
Doctor: Gangrene has set in, Helen. I'm afraid... I'll... I'll have to amputate it.
Helen: 〚laying in bed〛 Okay, doctor.
Narrator: Soon after she made an announcement.
Helen: 〚through a megaphone〛 I will give my hand in marriage to the fellow who creates for me the most lovely yet comfortable fake leg.
Narrator: One hundred single men went to work.
Narrator: Carpenters shaped and carved wood.
Narrator: A newspaper reporter made a leg of paper and wrote upon it a declaration of his devotion.
Narrator: A blacksmith hammered and fused a gorgeous gam out of iron rods.
Narrator: Helen carefully tried on all the legs made for her.
Helen: 〚thinks〛 Hmm?
