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July 9th, 2014: If you're not starting every answer with "First off: how much do you know about sperm?" then all I can say is, wow, you're probably getting asked more questions than me, huh??

One year ago today: i actually don't spend that much time thinking about vampires. mostly i think about, like, dogs

– Ryan

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