June 17th, 2015: Speaking of the wings of a chicken, did you know I will sell you socks?? P.S.: I am not good at segues.

Are you a time traveller from the future? Yeah, me neither, I am definitely not that thing I just said. Here is a limited-edition shirt I made that explains how you are for sure native to 2015, just like everyone else!

One year ago today: ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO HAD BABIES AND *DIDN'T* NAME THEM FRIGYES: I guess... thanks for reading my comic today, and enjoy your lifetime of newfound suboptimal naming regret??

– Ryan