T-Rex: It's been three days and neither "Life of Crime" nor "Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck" have made me rich. MAYBE I AM NOT THAT GREAT AN AUTHOR??

T-Rex: Or maybe PEOPLE are not that great an audience!

Dromiceiomimus: Or maybe you have to wait longer for a book to turn a profit!
T-Rex: Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books in as many days, and got them published in an afternoon, and that's kinda impressive even if they aren't selling that well so far??

Utahraptor: Or maybe even if they were selling well, you wouldn't know it yet!
T-Rex: THAT'S RIGHT!

T-Rex: Maybe I really am great, just impatient, and when I get home tonight there'll be a sales report in the mail showing how my books are now TEN TIMES MORE POPULAR THAN THE BIBLE. It would make sense, since they have like twenty times as many jokes in them!
Utahraptor: Maybe?

God: OR MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T PUT MANY JOKES IN THE BIBLE BECAUSE OF TRANSLATION ISSUES
T-Rex: Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER!!
God: AW MAN
God: NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE RAISED EXPECTATIONS