Heading: A MYSTERY STORY
Text: Once upon a time there was guy who "knocked over" (broke into) a bank and stole some money. Who did it? It was a mystery. Nobody knew the answer. They all asked each other who "knocked over" the bank but nobody knew for sure.

Text: It was this guy. He did it. T-Rex. This guy.

Text: But the bank was evil so it was okay to steal from it. It was justified. It's like if you stole from Hitler. Would that be so bad? Hitler would be mad if you stole from him. But, he's Hitler. There are a lot of moral grey areas in mystery stories.
Text: Most banks aren't even evil but this one was pretty bad. Imagine the worst things you can do. I will tell you right now that this bank did them five times before breakfast.

Text: There was a cop called Utahraptor who saw T-Rex and he chased him on foot. It was exciting. Where would the chase lead to now?

Text: The chase was on motorbikes for a while and then on skateboards. Then they chased on hang gliders. A bystander told his wife it was the best chase ever and she knew it was true. They were chasing on foot again when it ended. Utahraptor arrested T-Rex, but T-Rex explained how the bank was evil. The cop thought now I am torn between the law and what I believe is right. What do I do now! Utahraptor let T-Rex go with a warning. T-Rex said thanks I have learned my lesson. The mystery was solved, except for one part: where would the spirit of adventure take T-Rex next??

T-Rex: So? What do you think, Pulitzer Prize-winning author Michael Chabon?
Off panel: I asked you to proofread a chapter, not to substitute your own retarded story!
T-Rex: I don't think you should use the word "retarded" like that, Michael Chabon.

October 3rd, 2007: I meant to link to Simulated Comic Product by Kevin Forbes, a fellow Canadian! He's written a program called Boxen, which is a handy little app for quickly laying out comic pages. You might find it useful!

Also I am currently about 3 weeks behind on mail, so if you've emailed me and haven't heard back, that's why!

One year ago today: Your search - "dudes forsooth" - did not match any documents.

– Ryan