Narrator: SLANG FOR TEENS

T-Rex: Teens! Are you interested in slang?

T-Rex: Here is some handy slang for you, teens! "Bad" means "good". For example, "that rock concert was BAD!" Further, "bogus" means "bad", but these aren't transitive. Something that's bogus isn't good. "Bodacious" means "good", but these aren't symmetric either. A salad might be bodacious if it's exceptional, though.
T-Rex: I've never had one like that.

Utahraptor: Is there any reason why you're only doing outdated 80s slang?
T-Rex: Hey, Utahraptor!

T-Rex: Is there any reason why you're being such a DWEEB-O-RAMA?
T-Rex: OH SNAP! Who just got burned by his best friend for some mild criticism?
T-Rex: Utahraptor! It says here that it's you! It says right here on "BURN CHART 2007" that you're #1!

Narrator: A FEW MINUTES LATER:
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: I've got some regrets!

October 2nd, 2007: I meant to link to Simulated Comic Product by Kevin Forbes, a fellow Canadian! He's written a program called Boxen, which is a handy little app for quickly laying out comic pages. You might find it useful!

Also I am current about 3 weeks behind on mail, so if you've emailed me and haven't heard back, that's why!

One year ago today: t-rex is sick and utahraptor imagines a book

– Ryan