T-Rex: I like it when commercials license pop songs and then make up their own product centric lyrics. It's a window into an alternate corporate-controlled universe!
T-Rex: An alternate corporate controlled universe where all songwriters have brain damage?
T-Rex: The lyrics are always so terrible and the songs entirely arbitrary. It's like - it's like they license "Candle in the Wind" and then have some Elton John sound-alike singing "Goodbye, Norma Jeane / Did you ever / Use Duracell / They make some fine batteries / On this we all should dwell"
Dromiceiomimus: Hah! You know, I'd watch that commercial.
T-Rex: It's so representative!
Utahraptor: Now do "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"!
T-Rex: Sure! Um... how about -
T-Rex: "Someone's Sara-Lee branded / cherry pie / makes me glad that I've heard that / they're now in high supply"
Utahraptor: Hilarious! It makes me want to buy a Sara-Lee branded cherry pie.
T-Rex: It's not that hard! You just imagine being good, and then don't do that.
Narrator: THAT EVENING (SET TO THE TUNE OF "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD"):
Off panel: I see leaves of green / red onions too / I see them here, for me and you / And I think to myself: / "What A Wonderful Pre-Packaged Asian-Style Salad from Loblaw's Grocery."
T-Rex: Man, *I* did WAY better than that!!
