T-Rex: Everyone!
T-Rex: Let's pretend the Earth is going to explode at midnight tonight!
Dromiceiomimus: Aw crap! The world is going to explode at midnight tonight!
T-Rex: I know, right? Who are you going to hang out with? If you try to reach a single person who's far away, it means you can't visit people closer to you that maybe, cumulatively, you like more!
Dromiceiomimus: Ah, it's no biggie! I'll just divide how much I like someone by their distance from me.
Utahraptor: Personally, I'm flattered you're hanging out with us!
T-Rex: Yeah, I guess I am!
T-Rex: Well, Utahraptor, the planet is exploding at the end of the day. Anything you wish you'd done before you die?
Utahraptor: I mean, YEAH, but nothing I can see through to completion in a few hours.
T-Rex: Personally, I'M going to eat a lot of junk food, since who cares about heart disease now? NOT ME!
Narrator: FIFTY YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: man, SCREW heart disease
