T-Rex: Man, who is the dude who dropped his wallet in the toilet last night? WAS IT ME?

T-Rex: DEFINITELY NOT.

Dromiceiomimus: Hey, T-Rex, did you drop your wallet in my -
T-Rex: You've got the wrong guy, my friend!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, it's just - there was a wallet in my toilet this morning, and you left last night in a hurry, saying you'd "Need to visit the wallet store soon" but then came back once and clarified that you were pretending you were a friend of yours when you said that.

Utahraptor: Yeah, the evidence against you does look pretty bad!
T-Rex: I've got my wallet right here!

Utahraptor: Okay, you're posed like you're hiding your wallet from me, but I can see that your hands are empty, and there's nowhere else you could hide it.
T-Rex: I -
Utahraptor: Listen, if you want your wallet back, Dromiceiomimus left it inside your mailbox.

Narrator: MEANWHILE, AT THE MAILBOX:
T-Rex: Aw man! There's probably pee on it!
Narrator: OH MY GOSH, T-REX'S TWIN BROTHER?? NO, IT'S T-REX! I MESSED UP WITH "MEANWHILE" AND SHOULD'VE SAID "MUCH LATER".
Narrator: THIS IS CALLED "WRITING"