T-Rex: Guys! My romance novel still has a terminal case of the totally sucks!
T-Rex: I'm thinking, maybe I have no business writing romantical-like stories?
T-Rex: I've got CHARACTERS but no spark. They're not falling in love with each other! They're staring at each other across open plains in sunset, but then when they finally meet up they shake hands cordially. THEN, after a lengthy silence, they inquire about the weather. How do people friggin' fall in love!?
Utahraptor: Physical attractiveness is a good start!
T-Rex: I tried that!
T-Rex: I ended up with EROTICA, Utahraptor. And I felt very odd sitting there, writing about two imaginary people THAT I MADE UP having sex with each other.
Utahraptor: Maybe try making them celibate?
T-Rex: Then there can't be sexy times at all. That's not a bad idea!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Okay, I am writing ROMANCE here. No sex!
Text: Shortly after celibately inquiring about the weather, Samantha exclaimed, "Antonio! I am definitely 'going oral' on you right now!"
T-Rex: ...Alright. I'll use that as the title.
T-Rex: But THAT'S IT!
