T-Rex: Maybe I have been too hard on prenups. In a sense, they're sort of a Love Validator, right?

Narrator: PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENTS:
Narrator: WELL, MAYBE THIS IS THE DEAL

T-Rex: Because if you have a prenup that says, "Wow, NOBODY'S getting rich off this marriage", then it's clear that nobody's getting married for the money. The only reason left is love!
Dromiceiomimus: Or loneliness.
T-Rex: Or love! The prenup is a way of announcing AND VERIFYING that you love them for Who They Are, not for what they've got in their pants! In their wallet in their pants. It was a great metaphor, Dromiceiomimus.

Utahraptor: You know, Judaism has long had the "ketubah", which is basically a prenup!
T-Rex: Really!

Utahraptor: Yep! It specifies divorce penalties but ALSO marital vows, and is hung up in the house. Prenups can mean a lot of different things to people!
T-Rex: Huh! Maybe the best way to learn about prenups is to get one. Oh my gosh, Utahraptor!! Let's get a "friendship prenup"!
Utahraptor: Hah! What?

Narrator: LATER, T-REX HAS COMPLETED HIS PRENUP! WHAT'S IT SAY, T-REX?
T-Rex: It says "Utahraptor! Don't steal my comics, UTAHRAPTOR." Then there's a drawing of him stealing my comics, with an x through it!
T-Rex: A LAWYER drew it for me.