T-Rex: I am a man who says "Frig" a lot, on account of how it's part of my irresistible charm. But guys, it turns out there's a Norse goddess named "Frigg"! She's Odin's wife!
T-Rex: Best. Life. Ever!
T-Rex: See, Dromiceiomimus, I was going to say "best goddess ever", but the fact that there's a goddess Frigg has immeasurably improved MY ENTIRE LIFE. Frigg! She can SEE THE FUTURE but doesn't tell anyone what she sees, so when someone stubs their toe they can say "Aw, FRIGG!" and that is DEFINITELY probably where the expression comes from.
Dromiceiomimus: I don't believe that's the case?
T-Rex: There's even a plant known as Frigg's grass. So awesome!
Utahraptor: I can beat that, my friend!
Utahraptor: In history, there was a place in England called "Frigedun", which means "Valley of Frigg"!
T-Rex: Utahraptor
T-Rex: I think I'll never be this excited again for the rest of my life
T-Rex: Let us cherish this moment
Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: Utahraptor! There's a city called "Batman" in Turkey!! I could have spent my life in BATMAN CITY becoming a master in the study of Frigg!
T-Rex: If this isn't the final nail in the coffin for Leibniz's "we're in the best of all possible worlds" argument I don't know what is!
