T-Rex: Zombies versus vampires! They're the new pirates versus ninjas versus ants that combined themselves together to form the shape of a giant ant!
T-Rex: And the question is: who would win in a fight?
T-Rex: Unfortunately the question is ridiculous because zombies and vampires have no reason to be fighting. Vampires drink blood and zombie blood is all decayed and pooling in their feet. They wouldn't be interested! Correspondingly, zombies eat brains and vampires -
T-Rex: - okay maybe they would fight sometimes.
Utahraptor: And zombies would win, obviously!
T-Rex: Obviously!!
T-Rex: If you're bitten by a zombie then you become a zombie, so all the vampires would eventually be vampire zombies!
Utahraptor: Except if you're bitten by a vampire you become a vampire, so all the zombies would eventually become zombie vampires.
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
Off panel: T-Rex!
T-Rex and off panel: This is the most poignant example of the futility of war that we've ever seen!!
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