T-Rex: Somebody please write a really popular song about me, okay?
T-Rex: And make it really catchy, okay?
T-Rex: And make sure all the lyrics are really positive, stuff like "Oh T-Rex you're so fine / you're so fine you blow my mind / Oh T-Rex / You are assuredly the best is what I'm communicating here", okay?
Dromiceiomimus: Why?
T-Rex: A #1 song all about how great I am - it's the best PR imaginable! Folks'll meet me and say, "YOU'RE T-Rex?! Suddenly, arousal washes over me as unstoppably as the ocean tide."
Utahraptor: You meet some eloquent people!
T-Rex: Once this song is written I will, anyway!
Utahraptor: But have you considered that no song stays popular forever? There's bound to be a backlash, and the faster a song becomes popular, the greater the backlash to it once it begins to fall from favour!
T-Rex: Impossible! I'm certain that THIS song will be so good that, for the rest of time, folks will forever say,
Off panel: Dear God, this song is like a polka equivalent of Vanilla Ice covering "Achy Breaky Heart" in a quarter-time falsetto.
T-Rex: Hey! Hey you, across the street!
T-Rex: Daaaaang.
