T-Rex: Three PROFESSION MEMBERS drive off a cliff. What's the tragedy?
T-Rex: The car seats four, you guys!!

Narrator: MORE PROFESSION MEMBER JOKES

T-Rex: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to PROFESSION MEMBERS?
Dromiceiomimus: It saves time! What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead PROFESSION MEMBER in the middle of the road?
T-Rex: There are skid marks in front of the skunk! Hey, what's the definition of a gentleman?
Dromiceiomimus: Someone who knows how to PRACTICE A PROFESSION, but doesn't!

Utahraptor: Wow, these jokes are kinda mean to PROFESSION MEMBERS!
T-Rex: No man, they're all in fun!

T-Rex: What's the difference between a PROFESSION MEMBER and a terrorist?
Utahraptor: I -
T-Rex: Terrorists have sympathizers!!
T-Rex: Listen, Utahraptor. Some of my best friends are PROFESSION MEMBERS.

Narrator: LATER: "PROFESSION MEMBER" IS REPLACED WITH "MEMBERS OF AN IDENTIFIABLE SOCIAL CLASS OR GROUP OF WHICH WE ARE NOT MEMBERS"
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex: That's racist!!