August 25th, 2009: Have I ever linked to Jandrew Edits? If I haven't I am doing so now because they are hilarious, reducing me to an odd, high-pitched kind of laughter that I have found difficult to duplicate.

One year ago today: deleted dialogue: "anthropomorphic bread machine are clown shoes. all the toughest bread machines are boxes, and their only concession to anthropy is an unblinking red eye."

– Ryan