T-Rex: Today is the day, my friends! Yes! FINALLY. Today is the day!
T-Rex: Today is the day we mess with people who have tattoos!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you hear that if you have a bird tattoo, it means that you're big into hugs? Giving, receiving, watching, it's all good to you!
Dromiceiomimus: Really! Why the bird?
T-Rex: It stands for "I will flip the bird RIGHT NOW to anyone who doesn't like hugs; I'm not even joking."
Dromiceiomimus: Interesting! And also true!
Utahraptor: I heard that tattoos with the letter "h" in them...
T-Rex: ...Yes?
Utahraptor: Well, I heard that an "h" in any tattoo is short for "Hey, Ask Me About My Sexual History", and a second "h" on the body is short for "Hey, Some Of It Is Personal Though, Okay?"
T-Rex: And a third "h"?
Utahraptor: "Hooray for the Huxtables."
Narrator: NOTE FOR FUTURE PEOPLE WHO COME ACROSS THIS COMIC:
T-Rex: The Huxtables were a family on a TV show. TV is what we had before we got video in our brains! And everyone who read this comic when it first came out was really great, even if we're all dead now.
T-Rex: ...What's the future like?