T-Rex: Oh crap! Everybody died!
T-Rex: I'm the last person left alive on the planet!
T-Rex: Oh craaaaaaaaaaa-
Narrator: THREE WEEKS EARLIER...
T-Rex: You know what's dumb? MY MP3 PLAYER.
Dromiceiomimus: How is your MP3 player dumb, T-Rex?
T-Rex: It should have one of those accelerometers or whatever in it, so it can charge itself from my motions throughout the day!
Utahraptor: Those wouldn't generate nearly enough power!
T-Rex: Okay, that's dumb too!
T-Rex: We should have something that can turn the motion of my legs into enough electricity to keep an MP3 player charged. There, I just invented it. Someone implement it now okay??
Utahraptor: There are physical limits to what a -
T-Rex: OH MY GOD JUST DO IT OKAY??
Narrator: SORRY WE WENT A WEEK OR SO TOO FAR BACK; THE EVENTS THAT LED TO EVERYONE DYING HAVEN'T REALLY STARTED YET
Narrator: SORRY
Narrator: LISTEN, THANK YOU FOR READING MY COMIC TODAY
