Narrator: "HEY. HEY. YOU HAVE SOMETHING STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH"
Narrator: a web card
T-Rex: Hey. Hey! You have something stuck between your teeth!
T-Rex: And the sender of THIS card clearly thought the best way to tell you was to go home, boot up their computer, and email you a web card.
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, we're in the future! People have PHONES that can send emails now.
T-Rex: Hah! EVEN WHEN THE EMAILS CONTAIN WEB CARDS??
Utahraptor: Yep, even then.
T-Rex: R... really?
Utahraptor: Yep! So it's not so unreasonable that someone would send this web card. If the other person also had a fancy phone, it would be a discreet way of letting them know!
T-Rex: Okay, wow! That's cool. I didn't know phones could do that!
T-Rex: Anyway! It's, like - broccoli or something between your teeth? Maybe pesto? Anyway, it's all over the place.
T-Rex: It's -
T-Rex: It's like your gums were replaced with green peanut butter
