T-Rex: Is it creepy to try to touch a glass that you saw a celebrity drink from?

T-Rex: IF SO, is it creepy to then take it home?

T-Rex: AND BEFORE YOU ANSWER, is it creepy to declare that this is your new favourite glass, and that only you and the celebrity are allowed to drink from it?
Dromiceiomimus: Well -
T-Rex: AND BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, is it creepy if I cup my hands around your ear and whisper that MAYBE you can drink from it on an OCCASIONAL basis??

Utahraptor: I'm gonna say... yes?
T-Rex: Okay!

T-Rex: Well, then I guess I'm creepy, because I totally did those things. I stole a glass because someone I'd seen on TV touched it. I didn't know I was that sort of creeper, Utahraptor, but here we are.
Utahraptor: Who's the celebrity?
T-Rex: DOES IT MATTER? I found out I'm a creepy stalker!!

T-Rex: Who knows what I'll find out about myself next? Maybe I'm the kind of guy who keeps hair in a box!!
Off panel: ...What?
T-Rex: I don't know!
T-Rex: GOTTA KEEP SOMETHING IN IT