Narrator: THE WALK OF SHAME
T-Rex: The Walk of Shame is when you're coming home in the same clothes you partied in last night. You spent the night somewhere else, maybe you had sexy times, and therefore you're to be ashamed!
T-Rex: That, my friends, is BALONEY SANDWICHES!
T-Rex: They should call it the "Walk of Oh Look, My Night Didn't End at Ten Thirty" or maybe the "Walk of I Am In Full Possession Of My Sexual Identity" or maybe even the "Walk of Stop Assuming I Had Sex, Maybe We Talked And Then Had Ice Cream; Ice Cream Is Awesome Too and Don't Lie, You Want Some Right Now."
T-Rex: Speaking of which! Dromiceiomimus, would you like to go get some ice cream?
Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: That was extremely delicious ice cream!
T-Rex: Yeah, I'm glad you could join us!
T-Rex: What was I talking about...? Oh yeah, the "walk of shame" - it's a stupid term and they should call it the "Walk of I'm Still Hungry for Ice Cream; Let's Go Get More Ice Cream."
Utahraptor: ...Okay
Narrator: MUCH LATER:
T-Rex: Attention, everybody!!
T-Rex: I, um, find it difficult to have opinions around ice cream.
