T-Rex: Oh crap, has it been four years? That means World Cup Football has started again! And THAT means it's time for...

Narrator: CUTE STORIES FROM WHEN T-REX WAS A BABY
T-Rex: ...What?

T-Rex: No, that's not what it's time for. It's World Cup fever time!! And that means it's ALSO time for...
Narrator: COMICS EXPLORING THE ESSENTIAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KNOWLEDGE OBTAINED THROUGH DEDUCTION AND KNOWLEDGE OBTAINED THROUGH INTUITION
T-Rex: Oh my gosh NO.

Utahraptor: What's going on, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Hold on. Soccer! It's time for...

Narrator: FIVE FUN WAYS TO A THREE-MINUTE SALAD
T-Rex: ...
Utahraptor: ...What?
T-Rex: Nevermind. I'M GOING HOME.

Narrator: THAT EVENING:
T-Rex: Okay, LAST CHANCE! It's time for...
Narrator: NEW, FUN, AND EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE WAYS TO DELIVER PLEASURE TO A SEXUAL PARTNER
T-Rex: ...Neato