T-Rex: God, I'm BORED.
God: HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN AT ANY MOMENT YOU COULD TAKE A BUS TO THE AIRPORT

God: GO TO THE ARRIVALS AREA

God: AND HOLD UP A SIGN THAT SAYS "ANYONE WHO JUST WANTS TO FRIGGIN' PARTY"
God: ANSWER:
God: YOU CAN'T
T-Rex: But suppose... BUSES TO THE AIRPORT HAVE ENDED FOR THE DAY??

God: THEN YOU COULD WATCH AS A METEORITE PUNCHES THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
Utahraptor: Hi T-Rex!
T-Rex: One sec.

God: MOST OF ITS MASS AND SPEED IS LOST AS IT BURNS UP AND ARRIVES NEAR THE SURFACE AS A MERE WARM PEBBLE THAT BOUNCES OFF YOUR RAISED HAND THUS MAKING YOU A RECIPIENT OF THE ULTRA-RARE
God: SPACE HIGH FIVE
T-Rex: Utahraptor, I've got to go. Holy crap.

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: Don't leave me HANGING