T-Rex: I'm going to be the most badass old man. You heard it here first! T-Rex eventually equals...
T-Rex: ULTIMATE OLD BADASS!
Dromiceiomimus: How are you going to pull this off, T-Rex? There are already a LOT of badass elderlies.
T-Rex: True! But I've got some angles. Like when I'm old and alone and all my friends are gone, I'll end my stories with "And everyone who witnessed THAT little incident? DEAD."
T-Rex: Pretty badass, you guys!
Utahraptor: They died of old age, but you're implying you killed them?
T-Rex: I'm not!
T-Rex: I'll just be saying that everyone who saw me poop my pants in grade three had a good laugh, and it took a little while, but now each of them has met their maker.
Utahraptor: So - yes. Man, this really seems more morbid than "badass".
Utahraptor: I'm really unsure how bad this ass is.
T-Rex: Wait, wait! Hold up!!
Narrator: *RECORD SCRATCH*
T-Rex: Talking about all my friends being dead has made me SAD
