T-Rex: What we think is good is relative! It changes between individuals, cultures AND over time. Some people think grapes are great, some people hate them with an intensity that scares even the Devil.
Devil: I FEAR NAUGHT BUT SAVE FILE CORRUPTION
T-Rex: 500 years ago a song wouldn't be good if some dude talked all over the music!
T-Rex: But today some dude talking over the music is exactly what rap is - and not only do people think it's really good, but rappers DELIGHT in it!
T-Rex: ...Did you see what I did there, Dromiceiomimus?
T-Rex: Rapper's Delight?
T-Rex: It's a song
T-Rex: Anyway, "goodness" is an unstable, inconsistent and unreliable measure.
Utahraptor: So?
T-Rex: So, why are we SO CONCERNED if something is good or not? It's relative! It's an OPINION. We should judge things by something we can objectively measure: POPULARITY.
Utahraptor: Oh god
T-Rex: YES. From now on, I don't care if something is good. I just care if it's popular!
T-Rex: In other news!
T-Rex: Did you know that I have LITERALLY DOZENS of friends on Facebook?
