T-Rex: What day is it? Friday? It must be Friday because it's time for more...
Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
T-Rex: So what you do is tap someone on the head, between the eyes and above the nose! They'll reflexively blink each time you tap them until they get wise to your game, at which point they'll suppress the reflex and the blinking will stop. But until then, THEIR EYELIDS ARE AT YOUR MERCY. YOU CONTROL SOMEONE ELSE'S EYELIDS WITH YOUR MEREST WHIM.
Dromiceiomimus: Neat, I guess!
T-Rex: Pretty neat I guess, yeah!
Utahraptor: So your secret is tap someone on the head and they'll blink? You must be fun at parties.
T-Rex: That's only part of it!
T-Rex: The other part is if they CONTINUE to blink after the first few taps, then that's one of the early symptoms of Parkinson's disease.
Utahraptor: Holy crap!
T-Rex: But it's not NECESSARILY Parkinson's. It could also be dementia! Or any number of progressive neurological illnesses, really.
Narrator: THIS PANEL INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Narrator: ON ACCOUNT OF HOW YOU ARE CURRENTLY TAPPING YOUR FACE
