T-Rex: Man, I shouldn't be down about not YET being immortal. There's all sorts of different forms of immortality! Immortality through art, through deed...
T-Rex: ...through ensuring that if I don't live forever, then forever lasts only as long as I do...
Dromiceiomimus: What?! What was that last one again, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Oh! Just idly speculating that if you define immortality as "living for as long as it's possible to live", then if I were somehow responsible for the complete destruction of the universe, I'd EFFECTIVELY be immortal. I'd have lived for as long as it was possible to, until the UNIVERSE ITSELF was lost!
T-Rex: ...You know?
Utahraptor: T-Rex! That's supervillain logic!
T-Rex: I know!! It just sort of - happened!
T-Rex: I awoke this morning - my birthday - and found I'd discovered how to personally benefit from the end of all things. What do you do after that?
Utahraptor: Just because you'll benefit from something doesn't mean you should do it!
T-Rex: Okay but
T-Rex: What if it does though
God: T-REX IF YOU DESTROY THE UNIVERSE I'M GOING TO BE SUPER CHEEZED
T-Rex: With a Z?
God: WELL HONESTLY I'D BE SO MAD I'M NOT SURE IF I'D TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE IT DOWN
