T-Rex: Everyone! Check this out and I hope you haven't left your balls on the floor because after this you might trip on them. Are you ready? ARE YOU READY TO POSSIBLY TRIP SOME BALLS??

T-Rex: "This sentence is a lie!"

T-Rex: Get it? If the sentence is true, then it's lying, which makes the sentence not true. But if the sentence isn't true, then it's lying, which makes the sentence true! WELCOME TO PARADOX TOWNE, POPULATION: YOU. YOU LOOK AROUND PARADOX TOWNE AND SEE ONLY BALLS. OH CRAP. YOU FEEL YOURSELF GETTING CLUMSIER.
Dromiceiomimus: This paradox is ancient, T-Rex!

T-Rex: WHAT'S THAT? YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR OWN CRITICISM AS YOU QUICK-TRIP BALLS, IN SERIES AND ALSO, IN PARALLEL.
Utahraptor: It's OLD, man!

Utahraptor: We've all heard this before and we dealt with it. Most of us didn't trip balls. PERSONALLY, I said "Oh, I get it."
T-Rex: YOU SAY "OH, I GET IT" BUT HERE IN PARADOX TOWNE THAT ACTUALLY MEANS "OH BALLS, I AM HERE TO TRIP YOU"

T-Rex: HOURS LATER, PARADOX TOWNE IS STILL INFESTED BY BALLS. YOU STRAP A SHOTGUN TO YOUR BACK AND SET OFF ALONE DOWNTOWN. WE SEE THE SUN QUIETLY SETTING ON THE TOWNE AS YOUR FIRST SHOT GOES OFF. BIRDS SCATTER INTO THE SKY.
T-Rex: Oh wow, THIS must be how Shakespeare felt!