T-Rex: We start with the number of children born to billionaire parents each year!

T-Rex: We take that and multiply it by the chance of someone becoming an Olympic athlete!

T-Rex: And we multiply that number by the unfortunate chance someone will witness their parents become the victims of violent crime as a child!
Dromiceiomimus: Good god! You're calculating -
T-Rex: - YES. Dromiceiomimus, YES.
T-Rex: I'm calculating the EXPECTED REAL-LIFE BATMAN GENERATION RATE.

Utahraptor: What do you get?!
T-Rex: Well, there's only about 1000 billionaires worldwide.

Utahraptor: And there were 2600 athletes at the last Olympics, so with 6 billion of us total, your odds are 1 in 2307692 of developing such peak physicality.
T-Rex: And if we generously estimate a 0.0001 chance of parent murder, then that's...!
T-Rex: ...Hold on, it's hard to do in my head -

T-Rex: That's one Batman every 25 MILLION YEARS, assuming every billionaire has a child each year. And is murdered each year. And I didn't even work in the odds of becoming friends with Superman. Frig!
T-Rex: I hate to say it, but reality SUCKS sometimes